Mycoplasma bovis; there was everything from "it's now unbeatable let's just live with it" a fortnight ago to "let's slaughter 150,000 cows, despite what the farmers think".
Farmers like National, National likes farmers; where are its alternatives, its ideas no matter how off the wall? There just haven't been any.
As if to underline the MIA opposition, a former national prime minister was appointed to steer the coalition working group on employment relations.
It's a cheap shot, but couldn't Bridges and co have spun that to their advantage? Instead, they've done the opposite, saying he's old school national and not the man for the future of workplace relations.
So to recap, the only one seemingly pushing back against this Government is the Fred Astaire of politics, David Seymour. Or could it all fire up once Winston Peters takes the reins on June 18?
For all our sakes, you'd like to think so.