If Her Majesty doesn't mind, Angela Thompson-Hill has a few suggestions around succession to the throne.
It won't be the first time the proprietor of the Corogate Café has penned a missive from the self-styled "Last Outpost of the British Empire", on the road to the Coromandel Peninsula, back to Windsor. The reply correspondence from Buckingham Palace is on the walls of the café, as is the detritus of a Royal family half a world away.
"Charles has to take the throne," she says, pouring tea. The menu on the café wall is more English than Kiwi. Sure, the ubiquitous coffee machine hisses and sits but it is tea that comes in fine china.
Royal eyes peer from the walls. There's plates and cups and figurines - 3500 pieces in all. The ceiling of the café is plastered with Royal jigsaw puzzles - they really do look down on customers. In the corner is a Nativity-style Royal display of dolls and mannequins. The likeness of Kate is good. Baby George rests nearby in a cot.