"I'm not exactly sure when books started taking over just about every flat surface in the house but it must have been when I was able to end the treadmill of renting and settle down with a mortgage. At last, I had room to indulge in something I'd always loved - books. But slowly, the "collecting" has turned into what some people have unkindly called an obsession. To which I say: I don't care.
"Way back, I used to think I was a bit fancy when I had a tiny flat in St Mary's Bay, with a meagre three-shelf bookcase in the hall that was jammed with rubbishy old thrillers. The thrillers have long gone but the bookcase has survived, now in the spare room and exclusively reserved for books I will read "one day". Some of them have been there for years.
"Also in the same room are two high wooden bookshelves. These are shelves of shame, a failed effort to establish a system, which offends my sensibilities as a former librarian where order is all. One bookcase holds a motley collection of old Faber classics (Zorba the Greek and Lawrence Durrell antiquities), remnants of my childhood (illustrated copies of Toad of Toad Hall, The Secret Garden), travel guides, poetry, history, politics and large-format fashion and photography books. There is even a book on home libraries, including a piece on Keith Richards' dark den (he favours war histories and novels by Eric Ambler and Ken Follett). His library, by the way, definitely needs sorting out.
"On the other side of the room is more mish-mash. Art books, biographies, gardening anecdotes, animals (hello, Lawrence Durrell's brother, Gerald), children's picture books. The desk has a pile of books on it too: Ken Burns' National Parks and photos of the Queen by Cecil Beaton, ISBN number ... just kidding. Then there is a sweet little glass-fronted bookcase that contains the real old-timers: my leather-clad Sunday School Bible with a pressed four-leaf clover, a condensed Hamlet from school, and a creaking children's encyclopedia set of myths and fables. The pictures are great. But the hazy organisation in that room would make my old library diploma teacher from Victoria University hallucinate.