To liken yesterday's mass resignations from the board of the Conservative Party to rats jumping from a sinking ship would be unfair. Unfair to rats, that is.
So much for solidarity. So much for the board being adamant that Colin Craig had to be dumped as leader and the party quarantined from his mistakes and misdemeanours.
So much for all the humbug about principle and upholding high standards. From the moment Craig put the heat on the board by indicating he would not be going without making an unholy battle of it, the board's stoicism began to melt. Forget speed-dating. In the Conservatives' case, speed divorcing seems more the natural order.
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