How should we address the Whanganui River now it has the legal status of a person? Old man river?
Probably not, since the ink on the law that has bestowed a novel status on the slow-moving current that cuts a brown path through a green landscape is barely a week old. Its new standing would seem to have no precedent but has created ripples in jurisdictions where traditional custom rubs against contemporary interests.
It was no surprise to see reports of Whanganui's new legal definition pique the curiosity of the world's news wires.
The venerated river, third-longest in the country, will have its own trustees to represent its interests. It has a bank account, too, in the form of a $1 million grant to create a legal framework and a $30m fund to improve its health. Like many people after years of a poor diet, the river is not in the best shape.
The new guardians who will represent the river - one from Maori interests, the other the Crown - will need to attend to its needs.