Only rarely do private companies change their names. More often than not, they do so in a last desperate attempt to revamp an image that may be viewed as too staid or has been debased by bad practice. And as often as not, the change blows up in their faces. That, however, has never stopped government departments tinkering with their titles. This week, true to form, that resulted in thousands of tonnes of frozen New Zealand lamb, mutton and beef languishing on Chinese docks.
The ultimate cause of this potentially costly episode were export documents that carried the name of the Ministry for Primary Industries, the latest guise for what was, most recently, the Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry. The new name in the paperwork accompanying the meat change apparently flummoxed Chinese authorities. What the Prime Minister deemed a short-term "hiccup" lingered far longer than anyone could have envisaged.
It would be easy to criticise the Chinese officials. It might even be tempting to suggest they are greater sticklers than their local counterparts. But that is debatable. New Zealanders are entitled to expect an equivalent degree of scrutiny from their officials, especially in matters related to biosecurity. What cannot be argued is that incidents like this must be avoided at all costs given this country's export-dependent economy. While millions of dollars of export meat was held up, there was every opportunity for damaging speculation to take root. All this because of a name change which, because of the potential for disruption, would probably never have occurred in the private sector.
The reason for the switch lies in the Government's quest for savings and greater efficiency in the public service. The new Ministry for Primary Industries incorporates the Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry, the Ministry of Fisheries and the Food Safety Authority. This move was, according to the Prime Minister, "very logical" in terms of the "synergies" that would flow. For the same reason, the Government has created the Ministry of Business, Innovation and Employment out of the Ministry of Economic Development, the Ministry of Science and Innovation, the Department of Labour and the Department of Building and Housing.