"Dickhead" is one of the words National MP Aaron Gilmore was said to have directed at a restaurant waiter in the incident that has justly embarrassed his party. It was by no means his greatest offence that night, but dickhead is a word he ought to avoid. It perfectly describes an MP who scrapes into Parliament at the end of a long party list and imagines he is a lord.
According to a nearby diner, Mr Gilmore walked in with three companions during a National Party regional conference at Hanmer Springs and proceeded to whistle and snap his fingers for service and later, when refused more alcohol, gave the abused waiter his business card, saying "don't you know who I am".
One of his companions said Mr Gilmore "threatened to have the Prime Minister intervene and end the waiter's employment", which the MP has denied to the Prime Minister's chief of staff, more is the pity. Had he admitted it, John Key could have taken some action to remove this dickhead from the public payroll.
The public can only wonder how somebody like that can get into Parliament. Nobody elected him. He came in on National's list in 2008 but could not make it back to Parliament on the list in 2011 even though that election increased National's proportional representation. The previous year this newspaper revealed he did not have a finance industry qualification claimed in his CV.