As much as airports and airlines like to talk about improving passengers' lot, they rarely deliver. Air travel has long since lost any semblance of glamour, and passengers put up with practices that would have no place in a genuinely customer-friendly industry. Among the worst aspects of this is the queuing to board a plane, the sequel to an equally time-consuming check-in. Surely, it is not too much to expect passengers to have a more pleasant experience.
It says something about airlines' priorities that the latest suggestion to improve matters has come not from them but from researchers at a New York university. Their proposal, released this week, envisages passengers being seated according to the amount of hand luggage they have. The first on board would be seated by the windows, so they would not have to stand to clear the way for those boarding after. According to the researchers from Clarkson University, this method would be about 25 per cent faster than allowing passengers to queue and board at random.
Maybe so, but it will never fly. This is, after all, a procedure that would reward those who carry the most hand luggage, irritating fellow travellers and monopolising overhead lockers in the process. The unintended consequence could well be an increasing number of people carrying an increasing amount of hand luggage to get to the top of the queue and gain a window seat. Such are the shortcomings of schemes devised by engineers, rather than those more attuned to human nature.
Nonetheless, the research did emphasise that boarding queues are getting worse. The speed of boarding has almost halved since the 1960s from about 20 passengers per minute to just nine passengers a minute by 1998. This was the result of travellers responding to increased fees for checking luggage into the hold.