Certain people in the marketing division of our most successful exporter, Fonterra, must be having sleepless nights at the moment. They thought a light-proof milk bottle would be a hit. They called the innovation a "world first" that would keep milk fresher and make it last longer.
The container has been on the market for two months now and unless its promoters are on another planet they will know it is bombing.
The white plastic container looks like those for petrochemicals, an impression not dispelled when you take the top off and look inside, which is now the only way to tell how much is left. In the dark interior the milk appears blue or grey, and naturally there are those who insist it does not taste as it should.
Simply, people hate it. The marketers might console themselves that it is still early days and people often hate change, particularly a change in their morning routine. Nobody gave the milk bottle a thought as they pulled it from the fridge and poured a little over their porridge or cereal. Now they look askance at the thing and wonder whose idea was this?