Talk about parting traffic. Wind the throttle open to release Armageddon, a rocking, rolling, mad, bad soundtrack that's part sex, pure muscle and sends cars diving for the verge in fright. Yet Diavel divided Ducati fans when it was first announced. A fat-tyred cruiser from a brand best known for sweet-handling sports bikes? Not since Porsche revealed an SUV have performance-focused petrolheads expressed such outrage.
But this reality is something else again. For starters, at 239kg Diavel is considerably lighter than the average cruiser. And though the seating position is comfy it's also purposeful. Swing a leg aboard, fire the throttle and your first thought isn't of idling past palm-fringed beaches while admiring the burbling warble from your shiny chrome pipes, but thrusting through traffic and rocketing to far horizons to a heavy metal soundtrack.
The rocketing comes courtesy of a Testastretta L-twin engine that's the same basic unit as the Multistrada 1200s but with a different exhaust and airbox for more power, with 119kW and 127.5Nm put to the mighty rear wheel via a six-speed transmission. That's harnessed via your right wrist and several riding modes adjusted through a handlebar-mounted button to make it more manageable round town, comfy when touring and potent when bends beckon.
Regrettably, Ducati's suspension tuners assumed an 85kg rider and, despite an unseemly passion for chocolate, I'm nowhere near that, so ride was rather firm. But front up with the $29,490 to $36,990 needed to buy a Diavel - the amount determined by how many cosmetic and performance extras you want - and the default setting can be dialled to suit you. ABS is fitted as standard, as it is on all bar two down-under Ducatis, along with traction control.