In 1999, I was 21 and recovering from a drinking accident. I'd shattered my ankle after falling off a two-storey industrial building into an open skip. The recovery was long and arduous and my way of coping was to drink more. Clearly, like many young men, I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and the frontal lobe hadn't quite evolved to the point where I could make rational decisions. Some would argue it's still evolving or stagnant.
I had turned into a deeply cynical, bitter young man with a growing chip on my shoulder. It ended my rugby playing days as well; I hesitate to call it a "career", because it wasn't, even though at the time I believed the sport was being robbed of one of its great practitioners. Unlike some, time hasn't embellished my footy days, but merely crystallised it into what it was. Fair to middling, a bit-rep player who hated training but loved the game. End of story.
So I'm hobbling and swaying my way through 1999 when the Otago Highlanders made the Super Rugby final, Super 12 back then. It wasn't inconceivable that this would be the case; they'd made the semifinals the year before, the core of the squad was made up of the championship-winning Otago NPC team of 1998 and they'd gone to Newlands and defeated the Stormers in the semifinal.
The Highlanders included players such as Oliver, Meeuws, Hoeft, Randell, Kelleher, Wilson, Laney and, of course, the team's current assistant coach, Tony Brown. At the time, there was a TV ad campaign for AMI centred on a theme of "Party at Kelly Brown's". Some marketing types (this pastime was becoming an academic subject at the time, ha) decided to leverage this and bill the final as "Party at Tony Brown's". For every person who bought into it, my cynicism grew to where I even contemplated not going to the match.
But I'd hated Canterbury rugby since I was a foetus and wanted to exact some sort of fan revenge on the ferals who'd caused us such misery in that ill-fated "Hand-of-Latta" Ranfurly Shield match in Christchurch five years earlier.