Have you heard the one about the Irishman who walked into the doctor's saying "I 'tink I have a tick in my ear'?"
Well, it's no joke. According to the latest Medical Journal that's exactly how a 41-year-old Irish veterinary surgeon presented after experiencing an annoying itch in his left ear.
Head and neck surgeon Jeremy Hornibrook said the equine vet had been experiencing an irritation and scratching sound for several weeks.
He had unsuccessfully tried to relieve it with a cotton bud but when the itch became too much he went to the doctor saying he thought the problem might be a tick.
Mr Hornibrook inserted a fibre-optic endoscope video into the man's outer ear canal and found the parasite, about 3 to 4mm long, with its eight legs wedged on the eardrum.