But this GDP metric was such a raging success that the credit agency Moody's affirmed our triple-A rating and said our economy's future looked rosy. Choice! But, again, we only have to cast our minds back ten years to remember how good Moody's ratings are at not causing a global financial crisis.
What we seem to measure our economy by is how well rich people are doing. Our whole economy is rigged against people who aren't in the top tier. New Zealand's GDP grew faster than at any point in the last two years! Wooh! As you read this column are you feeling materially better off as a result?
Society is better for the rich. And I don't just mean it's great to be rich. I mean that society is built to be easy for the rich. One weekend, a friend from a well of family and I drove into the city, and he parked his very expensive European car in a loading zone. I told him that you could still get fined for parking in a loading zone on a Saturday. He said that it just cost him $40 to park there on a Saturday. The fine wasn't a deterrent. The fine was just the cost for him to park there.
If something is punishable by a fine, that means it's actually legal for the rich. Losing $40 was for him a fee. For many, losing $40 would mean not eating proper meals that week, or being unable to afford to go to the doctor.
And so far this Government hasn't shown itself to be a great mate of the struggling. I mean sure, they're better mates than the last lot, but increasing the petrol tax? That's the same as a fine. Rich people can afford a few more cents a litre without it affecting their day to day life, poor people drop further back in society. There was a recommendation for a sugar tax as well. Same deal. Any tax that isn't progressively increased is, by its nature, unfair.
The Government needs to stop making poor people pay a disproportionate amount of their meagre incomes for its projects. I guess it's at least making noises of being aware of the faux-indicator of GDP. It wants to introduce wellbeing measures into next year's budget, which is great if they can do it.
It's not just government rules that make it crap to be poor, outside of government we try to screw down people as much as possible. During just about any job interview you'll get asked how much you think you should get paid. They don't really mean "how much is your labour worth on the labour market?", what they really mean is "how low will you sell yourself for?". If you go too high, you can kiss that job goodbye.
So we're incentivised to say a low figure. We sell houses by tender, which is the reverse of a job interview. We ask people how high they're prepared to go and put them in invisible competition with one another thus driving up the price. It's like the system is designed to give the majority as little money as possible.
There's a boring old cliché that you get more conservative the older you get. I don't think this is an age thing. I think it's true that you get more conservative the richer you get, and historically this was tied in with age.
But as more and more of our income gets trapped at the top tier of society, and getting older no longer means getting richer, we'll see more disruption in society all around the world. What sort of grading will you give that, Moody's?
David Cormack has worked for the Labour and Green Parties and interned for Bill English while studying