This year Mr Rudolph, a Catholic, mercilessly ran down his Far North home town.
"God took six days to create the earth," he said.
"He rested on the seventh and then woke up on the eighth and said 'S**t I forgot Pawarenga'," he finished, sending the crowd - which was smaller than usual - into giggles.
Warming to his task he told the Maori and Pakeha gathered that as a young Catholic boy he often asked his grandparents why his family were always kneeling and praying.
"Because when we opened our eyes all our land was gone," he said.
It was a cheeky joke and performance that captures the kind of humour that Tai Tokerau Maori are known for.
The Prime Minister opened the prayers in more formal fashion saying those who signed the Treaty more than 170 years ago had done so with courage. New Zealand today was a place of peace and prosperity, he said.
He took a moment to remember Sir Paul Holmes grieving family, as well as troops in Afghanistan.
Titewhai Harawira, who was one player in granny-gate yesterday, walked in late to the service just as Ms Turei was giving her prayer - and mentioning the many strong women in leadership the country was lucky to have had.
Rachel and Blake Cameron from Haruru Falls brought their two young children to the service. It's the second time the pair have attended.
They said they loved listening to the Te Reo portions of the service and their four-year-old daughter, Indie, was looking forward to the kapa haka later in the day.
"People have said to us 'oh I'm not going to Waitangi because of all the protesting,' but I tell them it's not really like that. There's bands, food, it's a real fun day," Mr Cameron said.