The plan to firebomb Cody's U-Save Pharmacy in Auburn, Nebraska, was fantastical and convoluted, but very much real.
With Cody's reduced to firewood, more business would flow to its competitor in town, Hyrum's Family Value Pharmacy. That would allow pharmacist Hyrum Wilson, 41, to divert more drugs to his online gaming buddy, William Burgamy, 33, of Hanover, Maryland, without drawing suspicion of federal regulators. Then Burgamy could sell even more drugs on his internet black market website, NeverPressedRx.
On Friday, Burgamy was sentenced to 14 years and Wilson to 9 years for their respective roles in the plot.
Defence lawyers suggested the plan, which they dubbed "Operation Firewood", was so hare-brained that it would never have come to fruition, and was a product of the men's clouded judgment from their own drug and mental-health issues.
Prosecutors, though, highlighted the very real steps the men took over several months to carry out the plan. Burgamy amassed a stockpile of weapons including multiple AR-15 rifles and told a would-be accomplice to get measured for body armour. Wilson provided Burgamy with a colour-coded getaway map.