St Valentine would be surprised. The Virgin Mary might be bemused. Valentine's Day and Mother's Day, created in their honour, have been embraced by marketers and turned into multibillion-dollar global industries.
But not so Father's Day. New figures reveal we spend less on our dads than we do on our mums and lovers.
Gift stores around the country described Father's Day, which is celebrated next Sunday, as "not so popular" and "not so much of a big deal".
Prepay gift-card company Ezi-Pay has revealed that although more of us buy vouchers for our dads than for our mums, the average spend was only $35 in the lead-up to Father's Day last year - $10 less than Mother's Day and $20 less than Christmas.
Ezi-Pay provides gift cards for retailers including The Warehouse, Mitre 10, Noel Leeming, Paper Plus, Liquorland and Repco.