You needed a torch to see what was going on in the Colin Craig vs Cameron Slater libel counterclaim held in courtroom 14 at the High Court of Auckland on Tuesday. The air was dark with the smoking ruins of a political party.
Craig's Conservative Party had once come close to power. But there was a sex scandal, which is to say there had been a scandal without anyone actually having sex, and the party's credibility went up in flames. The embers were poked and raked here and there on Tuesday by party officials who talked about the fire that consumed the Conservatives as a consequence of Craig's unholy lust for his press secretary, Rachel MacGregor.
It was pitiful. This is the way politics ends: not with a bang, but a sext.
The court heard how Craig tried putting out the fire with gasoline. He held endless press conferences and continually alluded to "inappropriate behaviour" with MacGregor. It drove the media into a frenzy, said Slater's lawyer, Brian Henry, who had an eventful day in court. He poked a bear.
We know this because Justice Kit Toogood said to him: "You poked the bear." He meant Henry's handling of Bev Adair-Beets, who replaced MacGregor as Craig's press secretary, and who appeared in court as a witness against Slater. She made an immediate impression. She wore a red watchstrap and red nailpolish, and carried a red purse, a red laptop cover, and inside her red handbag was a ball of red wool.