I've been waking up with a renewed enthusiasm for walking to work.
It's not some workplace health and safety initiative that's responsible for this. I'm just yet another born-again Pokemon trainer who's probably going to get hit by a car sometime soon.
As I hit the streets, I'm met with a familiar message. The Pokemon Go servers are overloaded. These outages coincide with the hours before and after work most days - a credit to the game's popularity.
I'm feeling disgruntled - what am I doing, walking for nothing? - when suddenly things kick into action and I'm back on the map.
I'm trundling along, searching for the Polywag that's supposedly in the park across from my house, when I'm informed that I've finally walked far enough for the mystery egg I'm carrying to hatch into a Geodude.