New Zealand First leader Winston Peters is the Bear Grylls of national politics. He knows every survival trick going. His most recent came while campaigning at his Whananaki family home on the Northland byelection campaign. Peters said it was a perfect place to catch a flounder with your feet.
Asked how this was accomplished, he explained: you see your flounder, stand down-current, shuffle about to muddy the waters so the flounder can't see you and then quickly stand on it. It's the perfect summary of his campaign strategy.
Muddy the waters so the voters can't see the poacher, then snare them. And what a right royal mess Peters has kicked up in the sand for National. On Monday he was wooing the teachers. Tuesday it was the farmers in Dargaville. Wednesday was the ladies, at Ladies Day at the Whangaroa Golf Club. Peters' man on the ground in Dargaville was Rob Stevenson, a farmer who had supported National.
He even sought selection for National for the seat after Sabin resigned. Now this farmer was Winston's "for a range of reasons". He wasn't alone - Focus NZ was formed by farmers and its candidate, Joe Carr, has now endorsed Peters. When even the farmers are revolting against National, things aren't going well. National also clearly knows that. Its candidate, Mark Osborne, said on Sunday he had not been privy to the party's internal polling. The only reason for that is because it must be appalling.
Peters' latest line is that voters are simply taking him on a trial basis. "I'm not asking for your loyalty for 77 years, or even seven," he told them in Paihia. "I'm just asking for 2.5 years and if I don't do better than the lot that's in there already, you can kick me out." He's picked the right time and the right lines.