Prime Minister John Key gave New Zealand wine to the Queen and British Prime Minister David Cameron - but he was diplomatic enough not to foist "New World wine" on the French President.
Instead, Francois Hollande was given Untouched World clothing.
Mr Key met Mr Hollande in the Elysee Palace on the final leg of his trip to Europe to gather support for free trade and Security Council seats - and have a catch-up on the international issues of the day.
The Prime Minister emerged slightly pessimistic about free trade, acknowledging there was still quite a bit of work to do. New Zealand is one of only five World Trade Organisation nations not yet in talks with the EU - and it has said it wants to complete those already in the process before starting on more.
However, Security Council bids and free trade deals are both examples of cases where it might actually pay to mention the war.