Key made this statement in a slightly pained fashion, as if saying it out loud would have an effect akin to the boy pulling his thumb from the dyke.
He even suggested a compromise was possible, saying Peters' suggestion of an independent panel to review warrants had some merit. He had gone so far as to seek advice on it. "So it's not impossible we could work out a deal with Winston Peters if that's where he wanted to go."
It was like watching a teenage boy asking someone to the school ball.
Despite the Prime Minister batting his eyelashes so hard it caused a small quake during that weekly Monday press conference, Winston Peters was not one to forgo the traditions of courtship. He pulled the old hard-to-get trick. Told a perfumed letter had been sent his way seeking a meeting, he initially harrumphed that he knew nothing of it.
By the next day, the letter had landed on his desk but he would not be engaging in cosy tete-a-tetes with the Prime Minister; there would be no cups of tea for him.
"Why would I do that? You don't have to go and have a private sit-down like some parties want to every five minutes. All the rest can hug and have a love-in with each other, but we are the only independent party in this Parliament and we will stay that way."
Instead, it was to be a long-distance relationship conducted through correspondence alone. Nothing too intimate, thank you, because Key is not Peters' only suitor. There is also Labour's David Shearer, who may or may not need him depending on how the election dice fall. When asked if he was concerned about the budding relationship over the GCSB bill, Shearer dismissed it as a one-issue stand: "I don't think we need to take it much further than that."
Key disagreed. He had doused himself in Lynx and spritzed the corsage, and now he wanted to get to second base. While it might have been a first date with Peters himself, he revealed National had been working with NZ First on other matters as well. In fact, the courtship had reached the stage where NZ First was to be given a Budget initiative - $35 million to fund the measures in Tracy Martin's member's bill to give grandparents raising grandchildren more allowances.
This development had been a closely held secret and came as a bit of a surprise to onlookers, who went looking through the catalogue of confidence and supply agreements to see if one relating to NZ First had slipped in alongside those for the Maori Party, Act and United Future. Nothing, just the tattered remnants of the Memorandum of Understanding with the Greens.
Like a schoolboy caught pashing behind the bike sheds, Peters insisted nothing was going on. Although National had clearly worked with Martin and come to an agreement to support and fund the measures in her bill, Peters declared the two parties had not technically been working together at all. Instead, NZ First had a "number of initiatives we talk to a wide range of parties about".
"But none of that fits the description of talks between NZ First and the Government, as the Prime Minister yesterday suggested."
Key does not need NZ First's vote for the GCSB legislation to pass. But there is a bigger game plan. The short-term plan is to secure as large a majority as possible in order to make Labour's objections look unreasonable. Labour has argued a broad review of the role of intelligence agencies is needed, so while Shearer conceded some of the changes proposed were reasonable, Labour would not support the bill because there was no review.
The long-term plan is for 2014. The initial overtures are partly a test-drive to see what it is like working with NZ First. Perhaps sensing he had come on a bit strong, by yesterday Key was making sure people didn't get too carried away. Asked if it was a sign that the Cold War was over, that the Wall was about to topple, he said he would want to jump to any conclusions. "I'm sure Mr Peters wouldn't either. Let's just see how it goes."
Key's concerns are not so much with the beginning of the relationship, but the potential ending: Peters has a history of enacting the lyrics to 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.