Rachael Mary Brocket's attempt at "arguing a claim of innocence as a woman" has failed to impress a judge.
In fact, it downright angered Judge David Ruth, who is known to speak his mind at times.
When Brocket was due in the stand in the Blenheim District Court today, a voice from the public gallery said it "sounded like it might be my name", but at first she refused to budge from her seat.
She has since contacted Open Justice to say she is also known as Rachel Collett.