Some resort to poetry, others to complimentary descriptions, in an attempt to mitigate the monotony of the same question offered up daily.
The background of the Afghan’s owners remains largely unknown to outsiders.
RNZ asked to interview the Afghan restaurant owner known as Abdul, but he politely declined, fearing it would make it more difficult to feed his customers.
An associate of Abdul, known as “Quad Bear”, acknowledged he does his job because “he enjoys it so much”.
Longtime fan Musaddik Musa described “the AFG” as one of Christchurch’s best secrets.
“When people ask questions like ‘are they open this weekend?’ or ‘what’s the menu like?’ I just chuckle knowingly,” he said.
RNZ spoke to some diners lined up after the restaurant opened on a recent night.
Loyal customer Johnny said its best quality was its “authenticity”.
“You just rock up and you just pay 20 bucks [each], they ask you how many ... everyone is given a good chomp and a good feed.