John Banks may not get the sack as a minister but even the Prime Minister isn't going to go out of his way to defend him any more than he has to. When Banks' chief tormentor Kim Dotcom turned up at Parliament this week, his ex-friend the ex-mayor was nowhere to be seen. Asked if he believed Mr Banks should have shown up, John Key said that was Banks' choice 'but I know what I do' - see Rebecca Quilliam, Claire Trevett and Kate Shuttleworth's Dotcom case: PM 'never runs'. And according to Jane Clifton, the debate in Parliament is reaching such levels of absurdity that at one stage 'Key leapt up, flung his arms in the air crying 'Rhubarb!' and sat down' - see: Banks of loud rhubarb on Planet Key.
The Opposition is enjoying the sport at question time, and John Banks has a distinctly hunted look as he tries to avoid media questioning. But trying to bring him down over the legalities may be the wrong tactic writes Scott Yorke in Say What You Like, But He's No Criminal. Yorke is, nevertheless, unimpressed with John Key's continuing support of the Act leader and also parodies how the PM might rationalise future ministerial indiscretions - see: Next Week's Q&A.
There is nothing for the Government to do but ride it all out now, as few believe that the decision not to sack Banks has anything to do with standards or ethics and everything to do with political survival. John Armstrong writes that Key is having to 'defend the indefensible' in The farce grows with every day, and Claire Trevett makes an unflattering wildlife comparison in Key the ostrich has head firmly buried in sand. The policy is 'don't ask, don't tell, don't think' says Gordon Campbell in On John Banks, and Japanese politicking.
As Toby Manhire chronicles in Parliament's planetary fixation: a recent history, National have long referred to 'Planet Labour' as the only location where the opposition's economic policies would work, but it is now rivaled by 'Planet Key' - a place covered in golf courses where ignorance is bliss and there are apparently no toilets. John Armstrong explains further in No work, no toilets on Planet Key.
It seems that on Planet Key there are also meetings to discuss ideas that have already been ruled out. Regardless of whether Maori negotiate together or 'iwi by iwi', it is likely that the Government's consultation hui will have little bearing on the outcome. Duncan Garner is scathing: 'Prime Minister John Key says it's unacceptable. So let's talk about it. Seriously, these iwi leaders didn't come down in the last shower.... It's a sham. It's disingenuous. It's based on a lie' - see: Iwi 'consultation' is a sham and insults Maori. The Maori Party is now openly attacking National about the process, with MP Te Ururoa Flavell saying, 'The Crown has deliberately gone into these hui with a pre-determined outcome' - see: Govt's approach to hui questioned.