What to protest about, now the whales have finally been saved? We all felt sorry for these big lumbering, harmless, giants of the sea. But krill? Or sharks? They're not cuddly at all.
As Foreign Affairs Minister Murray McCully said yesterday, the Japanese whalers' bloody-minded persistence in killing these great leviathans in our backyard was deeply offensive to many New Zealanders. And I, for one, delighted in the piratical tactics of Pete Bethune and Paul Watson, the Sea Shepherd protesters who put their lives on the line in the freezing waters of the Antarctic to obstruct the "scientific" slaughterers.
The stereotypical "green" protester is supposed to be a meek and mild leaf-eater. Bethune and his mates were anything but, as they daringly played dodgems with the Japanese fleet. They were more your anti-Springbok tour front-liners confronting the baton-wielding Red Squad.
In the end, victory was pronounced this week at the International Court of Justice. But the way the Japanese whalers quickly capitulated suggests they've had enough with "scientific whaling" and the international opprobrium it attracts. For that, first Greenpeace and later Sea Shepherd, with its hard-nosed tactics, onboard cameras and slick PR, must take the credit. With, of course, the Australian and New Zealand governments which finally called the Japanese to account in the international court for continuing to kill whales, despite signing a 1986 moratorium against whaling.
Mr McCully is now warning against indulging in "triumphalism". He fears that if we denigrate the Japanese, this will hurt their national pride and encourage them to dig their heels in and devise a new "scientific" programme that better fits the definition than the one just laughed out of court.