Power company Vector is now blaming God for the power outages that left 180,000 Auckland properties in the cold and the dark after last week's storm. With the latest Census is likely to show a majority of Aucklanders doubting the very existence of the alleged offender, it's going to be a hard sell.
Closer to the mark surely, are the conclusions of the official inquiry into the 1998 power fiasco. In early 1998, not one, but all four of the major power cables servicing the CBD from the Penrose substation fizzled out, one by one, over several days, leaving downtown Auckland with a power crisis that lasted more than a month. The official inquest said the power company's operations and power line maintenance were below industry standards. The lesson to be learned, it said, was that utilities should systematically evaluate risk facing physical assets such as power lines.
Yet 20 years on and what do we have but more than 100 powers lines skittled by falling trees across the whole isthmus after a single storm.
As one of the 320,000 beneficial owners of a 75.1 per cent stake in Vector, I'm also grumpy with the trustees of Entrust (formerly Auckland Energy Consumer Trust) who we pay handsomely to look after our interests.
Trustees are required, as part of their duties as highlighted on the trust website, to "Take a proactive role in ensuring security of supply for our customers". As someone who last week was without power for two periods totalling nearly 24 hours - and I got off lightly - I say the trustees have failed horribly, as the controlling shareholder, to fulfil this function.