Bureaucrats sniffing around the waterfront for when the Cup comes could help us get our shed back.
It was disconcerting to read that bureaucrats from the Ministry of Business, Innovation and Employment have already been ordered by their minister to investigate what upgrades will be needed to the Auckland waterfront in order to host an America's Cup series.
Of course it's well known that politicians become instant groupies in the presence of successful sporting teams, but surely Steven Joyce, Minister of Economic Development, was rather jumping the gun last week, dispatching his investigators before the Auld Mug was even back in Kiwi hands. To say nothing of being well before either the experts from the ministry, or anyone else, knew what sort of contest, using what sort of yachts Team New Zealand and the Royal New Zealand Yacht Squadron had in mind.
That said, there is one thing the government officials could do while they mark time, and that's remove the detritus they left behind after their last invasion of the Auckland waterfront for the 2011 Rugby World Cup. In particular, I refer to The Cloud, that slug-like plastic and metal structure, erected on a "temporary" basis, as party central on downtown, Queen's Wharf. Plonked on the wharf by Sports Minister Murray McCully during one of his panics that Auckland local government was not up to the task of hosting the Cup, he then walked away from it, suggesting we should all be grateful for his leaving such a wondrous gift in his wake.
My fear is that the Joyce Team will conjure up some role for The Cloud in a future America's Cup regatta, and that could drag its "temporary" status out another four or five years. By then it'll have become part of the furniture, and the so-called people's wharf will be saddled with an unplanned, and inappropriate, permanent structure.