Stranded in the wastelands of weekend morning TV, I suspect current affairs show The Nation's attempts to topple Governor George Grey and Colonel Marmaduke Nixon from their respective pedestals in Albert Park and downtown Otahuhu will die a rapid death.
It must have been a very slow news day that persuaded editors to take the recent student "Rhodes Must Fall" campaigns against statues of the 19th century imperialist Cecil Rhodes at Cape Town and Oxford universities, and scratch around in Auckland for possible targets for similar expunging. The programme even sniffed around at the base of the huge obelisk erected in 1948 at the top of One Tree Hill by the John Logan Campbell Trust, in salute to the Maori people, hinting that Sir John's motives in bequeathing the monument, seen through 21st century eyes, were suspect.
With the civilised world newly aghast at the extent of the deliberate destruction of ancient monuments by Isis religious fanatics at the Syrian city of Palmyra, worrying about the fate of a couple of monuments to British war-makers from the mid-19th century New Zealand land wars might seem rather trivial.
But as historian Jock Phillips forcefully argued on the programme, despite both men having "blood on their hands" he opposed "evidence of the past [being] obliterated". Comparing it to book-burning, he said it was important to understand and document how past generations thought about things.
I've never been a great fan of memorialising contemporaries in stone or metal and was delighted when the hysteria for a waterfront mausoleum for yachtsman Sir Peter Blake, following his murder up the Amazon, was channelled into something more practical - the purchase of Kaikoura Island off Great Barrier as a living memorial.