The name of the last guy who seized power promising to make the trains run on time started with an M too.
He ended up reviled and hanging from a lamp post - but Il Duce McCully just comes across as a banana republic buffoon.
Not content with declaring himself dictator over a swathe of waterfront public space on Queens Wharf, he has also bullied the port company into giving him emergency powers over part of the working port, including the Bledisloe Wharf container terminal.
And for what?
The Friday night debacle was the perfect storm, triggered in large part by Rugby World Cup Minister Murray McCully and Prime Minister John Key's endless invites for everyone to roll up to the biggest party in the world.