Prime Minister John Key won't be ringing his Australian counterpart Malcolm Turnbull about the present chaos in the prison on Australia's "Devil's Island". He claims the caged New Zealanders are free to come home if they choose. He added he wouldn't expect Mr Turnbull to ring him, if Australians were caught up in a riot at Paremoremo Prison.
Perhaps not. But that's not a fair comparison.
I'm betting that if New Zealand immigration officers began knocking on the doors of 50 or more expat Australians at dawn and despatched them, with no prior warning to family or lawyers, to a Serco-run internment camp on remote sub-antarctic Campbell Island, then not just the Australian prime minister, but the Australian media as well, would be demanding explanations.
The comparison with Paremoremo implies the people held against their will on Christmas Island are convicted and sentenced prisoners. They're not. They're there because of visa issues. The majority are desperate boat people, refugees fleeing war and persecution. Others, like the New Zealand contingent, are caught by retrospective visa law changes.
The inhumane policy the Australians have adopted of shipping these people to holding pens on remote Christmas Island, 2650 km northwest of Perth, is an outrage.