I had hoped with the creation of the Super City, home to a third of the nation's people, that the politicians seeking to govern us would shed this silliness, and embrace the labels we're all familiar with - Labour, National, Green and the like. Even if that was a step too far for the civic worthies, I did expect them to coalesce among themselves into like-minded working partnerships that voters could identify with.
But the opposite has occurred.
The embryo "parties" and loose associations that were cobbled together in 2010 by the remnant politicians from pre-amalgamated Auckland are now splitting apart at the seams.
The right-wing Communities and Residents, formerly Citizens and Ratepayers, and once controlled by former National Party president John Slater, is in tatters. In 2010, it won just five of the 20 council seats. Last November, Franklin councillor Des Morrison quit the ticket. Now deputy leader George Wood has decamped to set up his own North Shore ticket. Whau councillor Noelene Raffills has also scarpered.
To add to its woes, leader Christine Fletcher doesn't want to stand alongside Mark Thomas, the party's chosen running mate for her in the Albert-Eden-Roskill ward.
In other words, there's not a coherent, centre-right grouping contesting the poll.
The left is little better. CityVision, which claims to be the "community voice", pumped out a statement a month ago claiming to be the first team to select candidates and select candidates - but only in two wards, Waitemata and Albert-Eden-Roskill.
In the Waitemata ward it's claiming to have "confirmed" Mike Lee as its candidate, but qualifies that by admitting Mr Lee is running as an "Independent". It has two council candidates in the Albert-Eden-Roskill ward, and that's it. City Vision's statement says "our communities need a strong voice in the Auckland Council structure", which is a fine sentiment.
But instead we're back to the burqa politics of old, with candidates hiding their true identities behind a cloak of cliches. No wonder voters get turned off.
This lone-wolf approach bemuses me. For the past three years I've heard many complaints from councillors about how they're isolated from any real power, trapped between a mayoral office with a budget of $3.2 million and a staff of 23, and the mighty council bureaucracy.
Just last week, two examples at random. Councillor Sandra Coney was refused access to a legal review of the Unitary Plan process by planning boss Roger Blakeley. On Facebook, Howick councillor Sharon Stewart was bemoaning to Mr Wood that they'd not been invited to a function because "we are not in the right circle".
To all these politicians hunting on their own, there is a solution, one that unionists of old employed to their advantage. Educate, agitate and organise. Join up with like-minded politicians across the city. Work together so you can deal with the mayor and the bureaucracy on a more even footing. And importantly in the run-up to an election, work together to communicate a coherent message to the voters.