Striving for that unique selling point that puts your city on the map is no bad thing. But we Aucklanders might have tried a little too hard in deciding to spend $28 million building a faux, white-sanded tropical beach, directly in the firing line of the overflow pipe for the big wastewater sewer running between Onehunga and Hillsborough.
Watercare Services assures me it's a well monitored and well-maintained outlet, which only erupts on to the foreshore about twice a year. Since Watercare was formed in 1994, there have been just 25 such episodes, the most recent, a 137-minute spillage, ten days ago. Which for the experts running a complex, citywide wastewater system, sounds pretty good. Every system in the world has such pressure relief points.
What's uniquely Auckland about this, is that the New Zealand Transport Agency, which is largely funding this project as a gesture of reparations for its destruction of the Onehunga foreshore over past decades, along with the old Auckland City Council, and the new Auckland Council, all failed to confront the incompatibility of a major sewage outfall - to say nothing of three major stormwater outflow pipes - being left to spill out on to the section of the foreshore they'd ear-marked as a new sandy playground.
Last week, the four planning commissioners considering the project sidestepped the issue too, ruling that as the environmental impact of the outflows on the harbour would remain the same, their hands were tied.
In granting the green light for the new beach, the best they could do was demand signs go up warning swimmers when the water gets too nasty.