Russian President Vladimir Putin's new-found love of "free speech" was too much for surviving Charlie Hebdo cartoonist Bernard Holtrop to stomach.
"We vomit on all these people who suddenly say they are our friends," he said as 44 top politicians flew in from around the world to link arms with French President Francois Hollande in Monday's mass march through Paris.
Down here in Rainbow Warrior Land, my view was similarly jaundiced, and not just over some of the celebrity mourners' lack of free speech credentials. Not only did some represent nations that engaged in acts of state terrorism themselves, France included, right here at the bottom of Queen St, but most hypocritical was that they headed the world's top arms-dealing nations. There they were in their black ties, weeping crocodile tears at the mayhem and misery their fine exports had caused.
They were there to mark the deaths of 17 innocent victims in two violent incidents. Yet each hour they processed around the Paris boulevards, another 60 people were killed somewhere in the world by similar acts of armed violence. Roughly one person is gunned down every minute of every day - 500,000 a year.
This casual day-after-day killing is made easy by the five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council - France, Russia, the US, Britain and China - who together dominate the $130 billion-a-year international arms trade. At least China had the honesty to stay away from the Paris parade.