If mayor Len Brown really wants to guarantee his promise that the fireworks display planned for the opening of the Rugby World Cup 2011 will be "an unforgettable show", there is a way. All he need do is leg it over the fence of the navy's Kauri Point ammunition store and light the nearest available fuse. Then stand back and wow a worldwide television audience with the biggest display of pyrotechnics Auckland has seen since Rangitoto erupted.
If the recent break-in at Kauri Point is any guide - as long as the mayor avoids office hours - no alarms are likely to ring, nor any guard leap up and cry "who goes there?"
That New Zealand's main armed force ammunition depot nestles on an inner harbour cliff face in the middle of our largest city has always seemed, shall we say, foolhardy. But the way the armed forces and successive governments treat it with such casual neglect is plain scary.
Last week, a 25-year-old man appeared in the North Shore Court following a break-in the previous weekend at the depot. Though the depot bosses claim to have someone "on duty" around the clock, it wasn't until the following Monday morning that ammunition, smoke bombs and other military pyrotechnics were found missing.
Despite the evidence to the contrary, Navy logistics commander Captain David Proctor then insisted, through NZPA, that "the facility at Kauri Point is safe, I wish to assure the public of that". He then pleaded that "anyone who found any of the stolen pyrotechnics should call police".