Ducking for cover after three vicious dog attacks on young children in quick succession, Local Government Minister Nick Smith offered the time-honoured kick for touch solution of "a fresh look at the laws". He told TV3, "I am damn sure there is no magic bullet ... no law is going to be able to prevent every attack."
Maybe not. But an ordinary bullet, and a minister with the testicular fortitude to stand up to the gangs and the powerful dog lobbies and rid this country of the suspect breeds - and their mongrel offspring - would be a good start. Why do dangerous dogs have more rights than innocent young kids - or you and me?
Listening to New Zealand Kennel Club president Owen Dance on Radio New Zealand this week, it was as though the kids were to blame - and their parents. Insisting he was sympathetic to the maimed children, he then said dog attacks were inevitable until parents had a better understanding of dog behaviour. He said in nearly 40 years in the kennel club, he'd never heard of a member's child being bitten by one of their dogs.
"When your child is old enough to understand, you teach it. You teach it dog language and human language are very different. Actions that imply affection between humans, like cuddling, staring into the eyes, or putting your head alongside another head, are in fact very threatening behaviour for dogs and they will defend themselves."
Tell that to 15-month-old Ozyris Beeching who on Christmas Day, wandered next door with his new toy lawnmower and got monstered by a tethered pitbull with a history of running at pedestrians and posties. Tell that to the 3-year-old from Ashburton, now in Starship Hospital, whose throat was ripped to pieces last week by a doberman Staffordshire bull terrier cross, apparently craving for a piece of chocolate the toddler was eating.