As the vultures of the right circle over the town hall, poised to pluck out Mayor Len Brown's vital organs on release of the Ernst & Young report into his extramarital affair, they must be cursing their soulmate, former Act leader Rodney Hide.
Mr Hide, as Minister of Local Government, designed the governance structure of the new Auckland Super City. He created the presidential style of mayor, with its dedicated team of functionaries and a budget of $4 million. Mr Hide made him the fount of all action in the new city. What Mr Hide failed to provide was a way to show the emperor the door between elections if all went pear-shaped.
Like the colourful Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto, Mr Brown, if he so desires, can sit it out until hell freezes over. That's unless he's chased out of town and thus ceases to remain an elector, or if he is convicted of an offence punishable by a term of imprisonment of two years or more. Not charged with, but convicted.
The Ernst & Young investigation into the use of council resources during the mayor's two-year affair was launched on October 17 and was supposed to have been completed within four weeks. It is overdue and it's reported that the mayor is objecting to discussion of his use of hotel rooms unrelated to the affair.
The delay has fuelled rumours that the mayor has something to hide. Even if the report finds him squeaky clean, Mr Hide says he's damaged goods and should go. He was writing this at the beginning of November, claiming Mr Brown "can no longer provide the leadership that Auckland needs. Sure, he can wear the mayoral chain ... but he can't lead. Not anymore."