Late Saturday night, while Labour Party workers were still cleaning up the blood from the worst electoral thrashing the party had received since 1922, leader David Cunliffe was busy on his computer trying to save his skin. In a mass mailing to members and supporters he said, "Let's congratulate ourselves" on "a campaign well-fought" and declared his intention to stay on as leader.
Just how he can declare himself "immensely proud" of a campaign that resulted in Labour receiving 22,353 fewer election night votes than in 2011 against a two-term National Government is a mystery. Only measured against the 2011 election night calamity when Labour lost 165,000 votes on its 2008 result, does Saturday's result start to look less than a total disaster.
After the 2011 debacle, leader Phil Goff immediately fell on his sword, to be replaced first by David Shearer, and then when he was judged to be under-performing, by Cunliffe. Now it's Cunliffe's turn. His departure seems inevitable. Whether kicking and screaming or gracefully is over to him. The problem for Labour is, who next? The retread, David Shearer; the steady back room policy wonk, David Parker; or the new generation team of Grant Robertson and Jacinda Ardern?
Labour's challenge is not just solving its leadership problems. It also has to decide whether it wants, in two years' time, to celebrate its 100th birthday celebrations as the generally accepted, centre-left "broad church" alternative to the National Party. Under MMP, this is no longer a given. Since the election, both Green co-leader Russel Norman and New Zealand First's Winston Peters have made claims to the leadership of the Opposition. A try-on for sure, but with Labour stuck in its present doldrums, is it any wonder the mice are playing?
While Labour struggles to find a role in the Key era, its natural constituency has been drifting off in growing numbers to dabble with alternative roads to nirvana. To the Greens and New Zealand First in particular. Last Saturday, Labour candidates received 33.58 per cent of the votes. Calamitously for the party, nearly 9 per cent of those voters then gave their party vote - the tick used to decide the make-up of Parliament - to a rival party. That was even worse than the 8 per cent difference in 2011, when Labour deliberately played down Phil Goff and Labour on its electioneering material, fearing both were off-putting to voters.