Perhaps that's the Mt Everest that Dr Levy feels he has to confront, the ultimate knighthood-earning challenge he has to take on before he can have a lie-down.
Looking at his CV, you'd be forgiven for diagnosing a case of adult ADD. He has so many jobs on the go that were he to look the wrong way and be run over by one of his own trains, the unemployment statistics would suddenly dip as his tasks were shared about.
Co-director of the NZ Leadership Institute, chairman of both the Auckland and Waitemata District Health Boards, chairman of international engineering and environmental consultancy Tonkin and Taylor, deputy chairman of Health Benefits Ltd, teacher, author, celebrity speaker ... it exhausts me just typing the list.
So, will he make my bus run on time?
Scrabbling through old clippings I stumbled upon an encouraging quote in a Listener interview on the eve of his taking control at South Auckland back in 1993.
"I worship the patients." Rule One at Tauranga was the patient is always right. "It doesn't matter how drunk they are, how obnoxious they are, how much they're vomiting. This is a service industry and we need to serve them."
Luckily, there's not a lot of vomiting on the 005 from Pt Chevalier, but neither is there much evidence of patients - sorry passengers - being worshipped either. So if Dr Levy could instil this Rule One into the AT theology, that would be a great start.
As he's been appointed by a mayor committed to refocusing Auckland's transport system towards public transport, my first recommendation would be for Dr Levy to have his car immobilised for a month, and to live the problem for a mind-changing period. Travel from his Mission Bay home to Auckland Transport HQ at Henderson by public transport. Make his fellow board members and senior managers do likewise.
No doubt they'll plead they're too busy, but that's why they should do it - to experience what the people making more than 70 million trips a year on AT's public transport network have to endure. We're busy people, too.
Stuck in traffic in a badly lit, badly ventilated bus, or waiting wanly at a train station, they might see the industry they run through the eyes of the long-suffering user.
Not only might they realise the 99.9 per cent bus regularity figures they tick off at each board meeting are pure fiction, they might appreciate the need for more bus lanes, more bus shelters ... need I go on?
In June, when his departure as chairman of AT was announced, Mr Ford said the highlights as inaugural chairman of the city's new transport conglomerate included not just successfully completing the amalgamation, but signing the contract for the fleet of new electric trains, the eastern suburbs AMETI project and "presiding over the highest growth in public transport use for over half a century". Perhaps wisely, he left out the troubled integrated ticketing programme.
With the council-owned entity now up and running, it's Dr Levy's Everest to conquer. Me, I'd be delighted if he concentrated on the passenger worship.