Less than two years ago, the Government was so freaked out by pictures of a few emaciated Sri Lankan boat people, adrift in the Indian Ocean and waving a sign saying "New Zealand", that it passed draconian laws to deter them and any who were planning to follow. Any group who managed to navigate around the vast Australian land mass and across the perilous Tasman to our shores would be immediately detained and sent off to one of Australia's hell-hole refugee island detention centres to rot.
But now the Key government is faced with a real and immediate "refugee" problem, they have little idea what to do about it. Our Australian mates passed legislation late last year to deport any New Zealander - no matter how lengthy their stay in Australia - with a jail record adding up to more than one year. Because it's retrospective, immigration officials are now busy going through jail records and knocking on doors at dawn to drag Kiwis off to detention centres as far away as Christmas Island.
Prime Minister John Key, who has failed to dissuade his Australian counterpart from this unbrotherly act, estimates 1000 New Zealanders could be caught up in this mass expulsion. Greg Barns, the president of the Australian Lawyers Alliance, says the number could be much higher. He said 5000 New Zealanders had been jailed in Australia in the past 10 years and the majority could be facing deportation.
Many have spent most of their lives in Australia. They're now starting to end up dumped at Auckland Airport, separated from family and friends, and expected to survive as best they can.
So far, the government has left it to PARS, the Corrections Department-funded prisoner-aid society, to provide a reception committee. It can meet the deportee to offer help with long-term housing, arranging ID and signing up bank accounts, benefits and the like. However, it is not a housing provider. With luck, some will have short-term accommodation vouchers from the Australian authorities.