The rugby priesthood has always been slow to catch on. They relabelled Maori All Blacks, "honorary white" fellas to fall into step with apartheid South Africa's race laws, and saw nothing wrong, More recently they've been very reluctant to embrace the one growth areas in their sport - female participation.
Now, on the eve of a tour by the British Lions, there seems to be a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth about the decline of the "national religion." Kids are turning their backs at grassroots participation level we're told, and as an object of mass worship, rugby seems to suffering the same dwindling congregations as the church-based religion.
As a child of the bad old days when rugby and military drill were both compulsory at my state secondary school, and reluctance to participate in either, was treated with equal gravity, I see this revolution in the cultural landscape as something to celebrate. Though I can appreciate the mood at rugby HQ might be less welcoming.
Of the three cultural pillars of ye olde New Zealand, rugby has, on the face of it, managed to hold up rather better than racing and beer. No doubt thanks to the mighty All Blacks and their winning ways. Like Christmas and Easter is for the Christians, the big rugby test matches have been events for even the lapsed believers of the nation, to gather around their screens to enjoy.
But in a Faustian pact with the devil, the rugby bosses could not resist the multi-million dollars, Sky-TV dangled before their eyes. In so doing, they became a closed sect, where games, once viewable for free on public television, are now only available via a Sky basic monthly subscription fees of $49.91 a month, plus $29.90 for the sports package plus $8.81 a month for the rugby channel.