The Christmas "silly season", when the oddest of news trivia gets beaten up into headlines, traditionally climaxes with a flurry of coarse language and bare buttocks at the Harawira family circus on Waitangi Day. But this year, Titewhai and her whanau have been gazumped by literary prima donna Eleanor Catton.
After Catton's recent tantrum, this Friday's Harawira vaudeville show is going to seem so lame.
Since winning Britain's Man Booker Prize a year ago for her novel The Luminaries, Catton has been popping up at literary festivals all around the world, promoting the book for all it's worth. Authors make out that smooching the readers is an awful chore, but I'm guessing it beats not winning the prize, and having to slink back home to a lonely garret, surrounded by piles of unsold books.
Recently, in Jaipur, India, she spoke of the trials of being an underappreciated intellectual in New Zealand. She later explained, "I've been speaking freely to foreign journalists ever since I was first published overseas, and have criticised the Key Government, neo-liberal values, and our culture of anti-intellectualism many times".
Until now, this had escaped radio shock jock Sean Plunket's notice. But in the lottery of the silly season, he fell upon her Jaipur comments, pulled out his blunderbuss, and shot her down as a treacherous hua. Dragged into the act, Prime Minister John Key was more restrained, dismissing her as a "Green" supporter and admitting he hadn't finished her 800-page-plus magnum opus.