I know it's pushing muck uphill writing about rubbish on a public holiday, but with just one day left to make submissions on Auckland Council's grand plans to standardise waste disposal, here goes.
What leaps out of the 95-page draft waste management and minimisation plan is how complicated the boffins want to make the process of moving waste out of suburbia. You'd have thought starting from scratch to create a grand scheme to replace seven disparate systems would lead to a more user-friendly, streamlined system. But far from it.
As a resident of the old Auckland City, I seem destined to get yet another wheelie-bin to add to the blue-top recycling and red-top general rubbish bin I already have. Sitting at his desktop computer, the rubbish planner obviously sees the symmetry of forcing me to now separate my organic kitchen refuse into a third bin. But what palace does he go home to?
In my compact inner-city suburb, finding living space for the existing two bins is tough enough. Who needs another? On rubbish collection day, the street is littered all day with blue and red bins poking out between the tightly parked cars.
It's worse. They want to attach a transponder on each lid that records each time the rubbish truck empties the bin and bills your account accordingly. Personally, a user-pays system would suit me down to the ground. My bin only goes out once or twice a month, and I compost my kitchen greens. It's just the complicatedness of it all that irks me.