Pity the new 5-series Touring (wagon, in BMW-speak). It looks stunning, is superbly practical and is generally pretty swish. But just like every other Five Touring in recent history, it's destined to sell in tiny numbers here, not least because there's an enemy within BMW's own ranks.
The Kiwi obsession with sports utility-type vehicles is legendary and the BMW X5 is one of the best. In fact, it's been BMW's top-selling single model for nine out of the past 10 years. The 5-series Touring? Well, try and remember the last time you saw one on the road.
It can't help that the Touring is more expensive than the X5: the model featured here, the 535i with a 225kW/400Nm petrol six, is $151,500. BMW New Zealand deftly avoids direct comparison by offering different engine options for each, but $145,900 will buy you the X5 40d Sport with a monster twin-turbo engine making 220kW/600Nm.
So life is hard for the 5-series Touring, despite being a sophisticated and practical premium wagon. From the B-pillar forward it's standard 5-series, but at the rear the Touring boasts 40/20/40 split rear seats, a tailgate with separate glass hatch and 560 litres of luggage space (1670 litres with the seats folded).
The seat-backrest angle is variable by up to 11 degrees, or can be folded down using control levers in the luggage compartment. The cargo cover is automatically lowered when the tailgate is closed. It's just all really impressive and reeks of good Germanic design sense.