Trying to wave down a stampede of elephants can be a thankless and possibly dangerous task, but someone's got to try to do it.
Right now, potential investors in Mighty River Power sound like the thundering herd. They can smell the water in the muddy oasis on the other side of the hill and nothing's going to stop them.
Demand for the shares in the state-owned power generator and retailer has appeared overwhelming in recent weeks. The speed and the number of pre-registrations blew expectations out of the water. Demand was so heavy and fast it took down the registration website on the first day.
Institutional investors seem to be drooling just as much. New Zealand stocks generally have risen almost 30 per cent in the past year. The two most comparable stocks to Mighty River, Trustpower and Contact Energy, have risen 21 per cent and 16 per cent respectively.
This salivation is all about dividend yield. Bank and government bond interest rates around most of the world are in the 0-2 per cent range and even in New Zealand, where term deposit rates are around 4 per cent, there is huge investor demand for shares in solid companies with dividend yields in the mid to high single digits. Also, trillions of dollars of money is being printed this year by central banks in the Northern Hemisphere to buy Government bonds. Investors are looking to invest that cash in other countries that generate real returns from economic growth and aren't printing money. New Zealand is a prime candidate for investing this freshly minted money in solid dividend yielding assets.