It seems you'd be lucky to have a conversation around the water cooler about the desperation of the unemployed in Auckland because the company responsible for replenishing the water's having trouble finding people willing to do it.
Just Water's boss Tony Falkenstein pays above the minimum wage trying to find people with a driver's licence and a bit of muscle. The job is to deliver water coolers, drinking water and filters to the home and office market.
Student Job Search was no help because no one was interested, and likely to become less so, with free tertiary education and a $50 a week boost to student allowances on the way.
Two under-30-year-olds failed to show up for work yesterday after accepting jobs, around the same time as Regional Development Minister Shane Jones was telling us he was sick of dole bludging ne'er-do-wells and was determined to get them off the couch and into work.
Four projects will be presented to Cabinet before Christmas, the New Zealand First Minister promised. Pity he didn't tell the boss, Jacinda Ardern, who appeared to be blindsided and was left scrambling, appearing confused over whether she thought people should have their benefit cut if they refuse to work for the dole.