New Zealand may be chairing the most powerful council in the world this week at the United Nations but in reality we're a minnow swimming with a pod of five whales who can, with a flick off their tails, send us flying on to the beach where we we'll be left gulping for air.
But that hasn't stopped John Key from talking tough about his beloved Trans Pacific Partnership Agreement, warning the United States that if they can't get it passed by Congress by the end of the year someone else will come to the table and take their place.
The fact that, if you listen to Key, it's being driven not by the State Department but by the military brass in the Pentagon, shows it's as much about power and influence in this part of the world than it is about trade.
To reinforce that, you'll remember Vice President Joe Biden sounded like a cracked record when he was here a couple of months ago, impressing on us the United States is a Pacific power, it's not going anywhere.
The bogeyman in all of this is of course China which if the US can't get it together, will more than likely try to get to the trade table which of course will be of no benefit to this country given that we've already got a trade agreement with them.