COMMENT:
Well he's confirmed it, he's got a silver tongue - but unfortunately for him it's forked.
Australian Prime Minister Scott "Scomo" Morrison (or the King of Australia, as Donald Trump's called him) is basking in the glory of the stars and stripes.
This week he'll be only the second leader that The Don has invited to the White House for a right royal knees-up, a state dinner, complete with the tuxes and ballgowns. The only other leader to be afforded the honour was Trump's handshake wrestler, French President Emmanuel Macron.
Morrison's the first Aussie Prime Minister to get the presidential dinner seal of approval since John Howard was honoured way back in 2006. It was George W. Bush's way of saying thanks for Howard's contribution to the Iraq war, based on the fake premise that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction aimed at the west.