This time next week two women will be going through their paces in Auckland.
There'll be no need for speech trainers, they know the drill, it's all in the posture, relaxing the stomach muscles and breathing evenly.
Former American First Lady and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will be in town to do what she does best these days - make money. Last year she made much more than that chump Donald Trump by telling her story - and so did her old boss Barack Obama in just one night when he was here just over a month ago to pick up his half a million buck pay cheque.
His was an invited audience, hers next week will be a paying one with tickets costing up to $500 a seat, which is probably the reason they've now resorted to giving some away to build up the numbers.
The other woman going through her paces will be former prime minister Jenny Shipley who, we're told, will facilitate the conversation with the Secretary, which basically means Clinton will say what she wants to with little prodding. It promises to be the same saccharine affair as it was when actor Sam Neill allowed the remote Obama to go through his paces.