Bill English flies into Tokyo this afternoon as the United Nations Security Council prepares to meet over the latest missile to be provocatively fired by North Korea's Kim Jong-un in flagrant defiance of the nuclear test ban treaty.
The sabres are being rattled again on the Korean Peninsula and as a missile flies Tokyo's just 1284 kilometres across the Sea of Japan from Pyongyang, or almost a thousand kilometres closer than Sydney is to Auckland.
But if you're wanting to visit Pyongyang from the Japanese capital you have to pop into Beijing on the way, a trip taking you between 13 and 19 hours, so not surprisingly there's not a great tourist trade between the two capitals.
Imagine if Malcolm Turnbull, lost it and decided to use Australia's vast plutonium products to embark on a nuclear programme, how would you feel? Probably like the Japanese do right now, not helped by The Don in Washington saying he's not happy with the kid Kim flouting international law, and people like James Comey know what it's like when he's unhappy.
Even more worrying, Trump also said after dropping his "mother of all bombs" last month on Afghanistan that it sent a message to North Korea which he said was a problem that will be taken care of. It'd be appreciated if he keeps his finger off the trigger at least until English is on his way home this coming weekend.