All Governments do it, dress up jaw dropping announcements as though the light bulb has suddenly been switched on.
Steven Joyce stood in front of a sympathetic business audience as they were about to sup wine and tuck into lunch in Wellington to deliver his pre-Budget speech.
He was there to whet their appetite and he gave them just over twenty minutes to salivate over just how great the Government was.
He trotted out what were impressive figures proving how well we're doing economically compared to almost everyone else in the world.
We're even better than the Australians which is why so many kiwis are now coming back to the country.
He failed to mention that there are still more of them leaving than returning home but why spoil a good yarn?
Then he got to his announcement, that the Government had decided to invest eleven billion dollars into new capital infrastructure over the next four years, including four billion in the Budget he'll be delivering in just on a month's time.
Impressive figures from a Government finally doing something about our congested roads, exploding school rolls and overcrowded hospitals.
But hang on the announcement wasn't quite what it seemed.